Have you ever heard the old
joke, "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it
make a sound?" There are so many variations of that joke circulating
around the Internet, I thought I'd add a few, KI-style.
If a tree fell in the forest, would the lights dim so it could
sing about its misfortune?
If Ryan fell in the forest, would he be able to explain in great
and unnecessary detail why he made a sound?
Da na, na na
Flip fell in the forest,
Da na, na na
There was no one around
Da na, na na
What I wanna know is,
Da na, na na
Did he make a sound?
If Brendan Roberts fell in the forest, would anyone
care?
If Billy the Gweeb fell in the forest, how would we know?
If a tree fell in the forest, would the other trees audition
another one?
If Riley had invented the forest, would all the trees keep falling
down?
If a tree fell in the forest, and the talking bike saw it, would
it tell anybody?
If a tree fell in the forest, was it accident prone, or did it
just need glasses?
If the leprechaun fell in the forest, would anyone see
it?
If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around, would sound
be dubbed in later?