Everything I Need To Know About Life, I Learned From Kids Incorporated.

You've seen these posters, right? Well, I thought I'd do one for Kids Inc., since they were big on learning lessons - except, I don't think these were the lessons they had in mind!

• When in doubt, sing.
• Parents should neither be seen nor heard; grandparents, however, are okay.
• Garages have great acoustics.
• Whenever a friend leaves you, another will conveniently pop up.
• No matter what your problem is, there's a fairytale or fable for it.
• Birthdays always bring trouble.
• Being called a "nerd" is the kiss of death.
• Never try to hide or keep anything from your friends; they'll get it out of you somehow.