Everything I Need To
Know About Life, I Learned From Kids Incorporated.
You've seen these posters, right? Well,
I thought I'd do one for Kids Inc., since they were big on learning lessons -
except, I don't think these were the lessons they had in mind!
- When in doubt, sing.
- Parents should neither be seen nor heard; grandparents, however,
are okay.
- Garages have great acoustics.
- Whenever a friend leaves you, another will conveniently pop up.
- No matter what your problem is, there's a fairytale or fable for
it.
- Birthdays always bring trouble.
- Being called a "nerd" is the kiss of death.
- Never try to hide or keep anything from your friends; they'll get
it out of you somehow.
Contributions
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