The first ever Kids Incorporated sound file database!

Here is where the sound files for all Kids Incorporated episodes will be, organized by season.

 

Season 3 (1986)

Stacy has a great answer…but it’s to the wrong question.

Ryan’s idea to “think positively” does not have the desired effect.

It’s fun to goof on Ryan…

because sometimes you simply cannot understand a word he says.

Stacy could be on her way to OZ.

Riley’s joke needs some help from the Wizard.

“This isn’t Toto, Kansas!…this isn’t Topeka, Kansas!…this isn’t working!”

Naturally, she wins

Jeez, gag me with the moral, why don’t you?


Riley claims to be out of everything so he can get rid of the kids

…but his excuse doesn’t hold water.

He has an unusual attachment to a textbook.

Stacy is a hologram.

Riley’s sudden departure

Stacy can’t do math, and she doesn’t want to get rid of her apples (hmm, maybe she should have gotten the part of the enchanted tree).

Gee, I wonder why Riley didn’t wake up…

Riley’s how-to on working includes a bit on “sleeping on the job”.

The “Two Hearts” poem (LONG)

Gloria has the reason for Riley’s behavior,

but the kids have compiled their own reasoning (very long!).

“Maybe you’re all losing your miiinds…"

The kids finally catch lovelorn agent Riley.

Unfortunately, they are all wrong.

Riley has been going to night school.

Uh, I would not take her up on that, Riley.

“I take it back – you’re nuts, too.”


Riley’s fantastic new invention that is sure to revolutionize…yeah, whatever.

Renee’s too far out in space to hear the other kids.

Introducing Jules

Stacy is really confused about what Renee’s going through.

Renee’s been repeating herself, says Stacy.

Everyone is finally on the same page as Renee’s notebook (very long!).

“He loves me, he loves me not…hi, guys…”

Stacy and The Kid know exactly what to do with this news.

Gloria reveals that she, too, had her own add-o-lessons.

Renee doesn’t seem to like the moral of today’s episode.

Kid thinks Riley’s inventions require extra protection.

The definition of “a little silly”.

Renee is ready to go...hide!

The entire play-by-play of Renee’s dating game.

“The suspense is killing me!”

Shy and shyer…what a cute couple…


Gloria’s choice of refreshment leaves everyone puzzled

the Three D’s

brought on by too many adjustments in Gloria’s life

but she’s not that desperate!

Everyone’s “usual”

sorry, guys – no breaks on the shakes

Gloria keeps it fair while she’s on duty

“My banana split is leaking, Gloria!”

it’s a breeze to Gloria, but to Riley?

C’mon, no place can be that clean!

She’s learned the "soda" part…now Gloria’s working on the "jerk"

The rest of the kids aren’t helping as Gloria spirals into a breakdown

Help Wanted: Moral

Gloria realizes she’s not Superwoman…yet.


Stacy thinks Riley has thrown in a free gift with their order

Introducing our guest star

John’s matador story seems to be a load of bull

He pulls quite a snow job on the kids

Ryan begins to get skeptical

The truth is out – Rounder doesn’t get around

John’s next story is a very sad one

John finally gets it


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