What They REALLY Meant To Say!

Ever look at a picture and wonder, "What were they thinking?" Well, while making the wallpapers, I came upon quite a few funny-looking pictures, so I thought I'd add some captions to them.


"God, these fangirls! They just won't let me grow up!"

All right, now which one of you has been calling me Rebel Without a Clue?"

There's this cute moment in The Beginning, during Stacy's solo, where Renee turns to the camera as if to say, "See what I'm going to have to put up with for the next 18 years?"

 


 "I think my hand is stuck in my hair... dude, seriously...my hand's stuck..."

 

"HEY! You in the back!  No talking during my number!"

Let's see, if I add '-trom' back now, it might save me the trouble later...maybe I could actually get two bank accounts...oh, but then my first name will look weird...which way is the accent supposed to point again?

I can't make up my mind on this pic-->

It's either "These lights are killing my eyes",   or, "God, I looked so stupid in that last picture!"

"I'm not drunk, I'm just taking a lil' nap, here."

Kid: "Have you been telling people my hat's pinned on my head?"

Renee: "Uh oh..."


 "Oh, my God...the script says you're supposed to kiss me!"

 

"Didn't I tell you not to talk during my number?"

 

"Please get me off of this show!"

Stacy: "When we grow up, I'm gonna dump your a** and be on SNL

and win Grammys and you're not gonna! Nyah nyah!"

Renee: If we're supposed to act like sisters, could I get away with hitting her?

 

 Ryan: "That kiss is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life."

Stacy: "Hey, it could be worse - at least the fans don't know."


This is what happens when you are forced to tape during Preview Week:

"I can't keep singing if you're talking back there!"

 

Now this picture is both funny and irritating.  I would just love to know what the script actually says about this scene...

 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!?!?  Was this on her submission tape or something?  "For your Youth in Film consideration, Miss Renee Sands"???  Whose idea was this 1940's secretary pin-up pose thingy? Now we know why Connie was laughing, but how is Stacy managing to keep a straight face? Boy, would I love to get the story behind this one!

 

I showed this shot to my friends, and I can't believe they didn't get it.  Do you notice anything funny about this number?

Did you figure it out?

THE KID IS STILL WEARING HIS HAT!!

 Isn't that ridiculous?  I cracked up laughing when I finally noticed it.

Renee seems to have noticed, though... "Holy s**t, Kid!  How is that staying on there?"