Great Pretenders
One of my favorite funny, nonsensical WO quotes
(qWOtes?) comes from a Great Pretenders "Best Of" ep. - the first, I
think. It's hard to catch in its entirety, because the theme music rises
up over it, but what I heard was:
Stacy: "Why is the teddy bear yours?"
Stefanie: "Because he's mine. (muffled by theme)He
doesn't like you."
Stacy gets her back, though, in another Best Of, after Stefanie steals a
slice of pizza Stacy had her eye on:
Stefanie: "Wanna bite?"
Stacy: (shakes her head) "You have cooties."
I just about died when they started thwacking each other with the
pillows.
GP deserves a few more mentions. I was going to put this in a fanfic,
but if you actually watched all the seasons and kept track, you'd have noticed
that there were several Stefanie/Stephanies, at least one Stacy that I know
of...but no contestants named Renee (suits me just fine, I've had enough of
substitutes - there's no Renee like the real one).
If you were to splice all the episodes together, you can see the slow
metamorphosis from Stacy to Fergie.
On tap for the Best of Karaoke (in case you weren't listening) Bubbly Baby
Aspirin and Refreshing Robitussin - mmm, mmm, mmm...ten thousand dry, choky
snacks, and they only had 3 bottles of
whatever-the-hell-that-was?
Thanks probably to the bloopers, Renee goes from having a cracker in
her hand to a half-eaten slice of pizza and back to a cracker in about 5
seconds.
Shoutback
While it was great finally seeing WO get the attention that they
deserve, it's not without it's quirks.
Was Renee actually miked for half the show? Simon Sez turn down the
music!
She came through loud and clear when Stefanie was describing the
bus-licking incident (ew!), saying
"It's true, I swear, I was there, too!"

Yes, sweetie, we know...you were
supposed to be...
The word "actually" is used 5 times in 2 minutes - 4 of them by
Renee
The a capella bit towards the end contains a little homage to En Vogue -
"Wanna hear it? Here it go", from the beginning of "Free Your Mind"
The-Whatever-Family-Channel stuff
What did Stacy mean, on the Front Row Center concert, when she said, "This
is for all the people who didn't believe?" Believe what?
I get the unintended irony that it's Renee doing the near-swearing, but why
did We-Change-Ownership-Every-Week-Family-Channel blur "Stuttering"? It was
already pre-censored! And if it was so offensive, why did they even let them
perform it?

The "Wild Orchid sign", in case you
never noticed, is two "I love you" signs butted up against one another.
Near the end of "Just Another Girl, Stacy's so busy playing to the audience
that you see Stef motion for her to move up ahead of her to end the song.
Shades of that old KI "Last Dance" fiasco, huh, Stace?
- Does anyone else think it's creepy that, at about the same time the
"Supernatural" video was out, Smash Mouth's video for "Walking on the Sun" had a
beach scene with a sort of Stefanie look-alike? She pops out from behind
a...pole, I believe, I haven't seen that video in a long time
- Is it just me, or are 2 out of 3 girls wearing the same
shoes about 80% of the time?
- How hard is it, honestly, to spell "Stefanie" correctly?
Of course, like a zillion people spell Stacy with the e, too (supposedly,
it's the traditional spelling). It's so frustrating - trust me, I'm
speaking from experience, here!
Now, even though I'm a die-hard Renee fan, even I agree with this: There
are no a's in Renee, so where does "Nae Nae" come from?? Either way, I
find myself with the urge to go, "Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne!" instead
of "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!"
This and other little name-related headaches falls under what I like to
call -trom Trauma" affectionally named after...well, you know who.