How to have WO fun

Dull day at WOrk?(see #12) School getting you down? Here are some sure "fire" tips to add a little fun to your "life"- the WO way!Who knows? Maybe it will be "contagious"!

1. Whenever you need a ride somewhere, casually remark that your limo broke down.

2.  Flash the WO sign whenever someone takes a picture of you.

3. Whenever someone turns something on, you and a friend (naturally, you always have some with you wherever you go) will pop up and go, "Is this___ on?" IT'S ON!"

4. Should you get separated, one of you will shout out, "Hold up!", and wait for the "Wait a minute!"

5. Find any Wild Orchid scented candle (there are literally thousands) and spend hours sniffing it and arguing, "Who does this remind you of? Stef?" "No, it clearly has a Renee aroma." "Oh, c'mon, it literally reeks of Stacy!"  When a salesperson wanders over, angrily declare, "I'd like to speak to the store manager. These candles smell nothing like Wild Orchid!"

6. Take pictures of yourself next to any WOrds featured in a WO song.

7.  Adopt a British accent from time to time.

8. Spontaneously burst into song. Constantly.

9.  Supplement scenes from the movie Wild Orchid with songs from the group Wild Orchid.  This WOrks especially well if someone is intently watching the film.

10. Rearrange WOrds so they form lyrics of WO songs.

11. If someone is taking too long, speed them up by saying, "T-T-T-Today, Junior! Come on!"

12.  Capitalize the W and O in any WOrds where they appear together

13.   Take your Hypnotic cd out in public and wave it back and forth in front of people going, "You are getting veeerrry sleeeeepy...you neeeeed this cd..."